in which i spend far too long trying to do my makeup to look vampiric (and end up looking like a Cullen because all of my pale makeup is shimmery) and then utterly fail at looking evil. (Taken with instagram)
Shouldn’t Hufflepuff win all the Quidditch games, considering their Seeker is particularly good at finding?
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(Source: you-are-an-airplane)
white, straight teenage girls who want a gay son so they can take them shopping
if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
i told you not to do the jazz squares
it’s a crowd favorite everyone loves a good jazz square
at first i was like
But then i heard it was going to be the last one
STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
THAT’S IN CANADA
THEIR FACE:
ME:
basically