why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
The smell of dying leaves
If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
he looks so happy!
CHARLIE IS SO CUTE I HATE HIM SO MUCH
is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING
just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.
you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle
fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. women invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think
who the fuck are you
when did i follow you
you’re not posting things relative to my interests
but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did
it might have been important
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.
To my starfish-
Sooooo I’m going to open up a little here. These past couple of months have been kind of rough for me. It was weird. A lot of times I just wasn’t ME. I was worrying about what other people were thinking of me and comparing myself to anyone and everyone. I was in a funk. Especially with my YouTube videos. Sometimes I got so frustrated that I just wanted to give up and delete it all. Why am I telling you this? Because every time I started to feel this way I would go into my Starfish Box where I keep all of the mail that you guys send me. When I read your letters and look through your gifts, not only do I feel loved and supported by you, but I see ME. My spirit, my passion, my love for life both real and fictional. You are all so beautiful, so unique, so caring. You aren’t afraid to celebrate the things you love. When I feel lost, when I need to find myself, I just need to look at you. You aren’t my fans, you are ME. You are my best friends and my inspiration. Thank you for reminding me who I am and what I stand for. I will always be here for you too. I love you all so much. We are ALL fangirls dammit and together we are unstoppable.
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
I want to read a fan fiction of this.
make me choose: Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?
asked by theladyoftheland
Angel Coulby as Helga Hufflepuff (insp)
#i’ll never be over the way Sean delivered this line #because it was just perfect #Robin’s said it before # and i’ll say it again #the evil moniker is exaggerated now #it might not have been in the past #but it is now #the woman he knows #the one he’s looking at right now #is just Regina #and she’s dealing with a lot of shit #her son doesn’t remember her #the townsfolk still despise her #the sister she didn’t know she had is trying to kill her #her mother lied to her #rumplestiltskin lied to her #so she’s struggling and she’s really starting to break #but he sees a powerful woman #a brave, strong and passionate woman #and he thinks she’s spectacular #look at his face #he’s on the verge of adoration #in fact #he might already be there