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Posted 3 days agowith 112,569 notes

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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#is this john tucker must die
Posted 3 days agowith 283,303 notes

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Posted 3 days agowith 571,961 notes

teachthemhowtothink:

smokeandwhiskers:

egalitariste:

feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”
Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”
Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”
Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”
Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”
Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”
Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”

[…]
Etc, etc.
Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.

omg the comments.  Brilliant.

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Posted 3 days agowith 100,705 notes

ijustwanttocreateablog:

elijahelegia:

newsketches:

2007excalibur2007:

rapidbeta:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

"sonic with boobies"

sonic fanfiction

Sexy anime girls with boobs

did anyone read the whole list

I love it. I fucking love it.

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Posted 3 days agowith 2,626 notes

burntlikethesun:

Clara Oswald, supernanny.

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Posted 3 days agowith 26,235 notes

theartofdysfunction:

raye—the-divergent-mockingjay:

justamus:

prettyy-little-things:

cute petticoat dress

I have a definite weakness for coatdresses.

SOMEONE BUY ME THIS. You know, please

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Posted 3 days agowith 584 notes

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Posted 3 days agowith 589,432 notes
I want to _____ you.

barriz99:

nicodianeglo:

bruisedbrat:

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

PLEASE, DO IT

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last time was fun

Doubt I’ll get any tbh 😂

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Posted 3 days agowith 42,065 notes

ducktrainer:

saemiligr:

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.

This makes me absurdly happy

did they just made me happy about DUDLEY

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Posted 3 days agowith 238,953 notes

hellbunnyshutch:

Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

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Posted 3 days agowith 178,159 notes

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

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Posted 3 days agowith 31,096 notes

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

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Posted 3 days agowith 743 notes

souliebird:

So I have this headcannon regarding Remus and Neville. Neville seems never overly nervous around or frightened of Remus, like he is with a majority of the of the other teachers because he already sort of knows who  Remus is. He had seen Remus at St. Mungo’s. He’d never talked to him before, but he had seen Remus come out of his parents’ room. Neville knew Remus knew his parents and that made Neville trust Remus.

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Posted 3 days agowith 230,392 notes

sonofahurricane:

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG ANYTHING CONTAINING ‘OLD AS BALLS’

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Posted 3 days agowith 26,636 notes

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

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